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Senator Miriam Santiago’s Viral Pick-up lines

Senator Miriam Santiago’s Viral Pick-up lines

I still can’t get over about the viral videos on youtube featuring my favorite senator in the Philippines – Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago.

She’s always awesome and stunning when she speaks her wit mind. Recently, Marc Logan of TV Patrol featured her in a segment entitled “Sa mga kwento ni Marc Logan” about her Pick-up lines in her engagement as a guest speaker and recently in the University of the Philippines – Diliman.

Logan quote” Stand-up Comedian Miriam – If schools and institution needs a speaker, Senator Miriam Santiago is in the number one list.


Why? Check out this post showing of Senator Miriam’s Famous Pick-up lines…


How to be IN…

Man: Gusto ko maging MAYOR para pagsilbihan ang KAPWA ko.
Maria: Gusto ko maging PRESIDENTE para paglingkuran ko ang aking KAPWA.
Juan Tamad: Ako naman… gusto kung maging KAPWA.


Kodigo

One examination day…
Teacher: What’s this? (Holding the paper she get from her student)
Student: Prayer ko po ma’am.
Teacher: If prayer ito, bakit puro answers ang laman nito?
Student: Naku, sinagot na ang prayer ko…


Mataray sa kalaban?

Miriam: Karamihan sa mga kalaban ko tinatawag akong mataray… Hindi naman, eh. Ang tunay na mataray ay ganito…“Di ko sinabing maganda ako, ang sabi ko lang pangit ka!”


Correct Answer

Boy: I thought your intelligent?
Girl: Yes, I am.
Boy: Bakit di mo ako kayang sagutin?
Girl: Kasi nga matalino ako at alam kong hindi ikaw ang tamang SAGOT!


Facebook Status

Miriam: Sana Facebook status ka nalang para pwede kitang e-“like”


Benta ng Bahay

Miriam: I benta mo na bahay mo kasi dito ka na nakatira sa puso ko.


Lights issue

Miriam: Sana naka-OFF ang ilaw para tayo nalang ang mag-ON.


Male Pick-Ups

Miriam: I never got time to pick-up by any of the males because at that time, I’m pretty convince that all males have a BRAINS of the AMOEBA.


NBSB (No Boyfriend Since Birth)

Miriam: I never had a boyfriend when I was in college (Pause) but I always have a date!


Corruption issue

Miriam: Kung alam ko lang na ganito pala kalakas at kalawak ang pagnanakaw dito sa ating bansa, nag-suicide na ako nong pinanganak ako ng nanay ko.

Want more? Watch this new viral video…

Source: TV Patrol World (Stand-up Comedian Sen. Miriam sa mga kwento ni Marc Logan)





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