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Senator Miriam Santiago’s Viral Pick-up lines

Senator Miriam Santiago’s Viral Pick-up lines

I still can’t get over about the viral videos on youtube featuring my favorite senator in the Philippines – Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago.

She’s always awesome and stunning when she speaks her wit mind. Recently, Marc Logan of TV Patrol featured her in a segment entitled “Sa mga kwento ni Marc Logan” about her Pick-up lines in her engagement as a guest speaker and recently in the University of the Philippines – Diliman.

Logan quote” Stand-up Comedian Miriam – If schools and institution needs a speaker, Senator Miriam Santiago is in the number one list.

Why? Check out this post showing of Senator Miriam’s Famous Pick-up lines…


How to be IN…

Man: Gusto ko maging MAYOR para pagsilbihan ang KAPWA ko.
Maria: Gusto ko maging PRESIDENTE para paglingkuran ko ang aking KAPWA.
Juan Tamad: Ako naman… gusto kung maging KAPWA.


Kodigo

One examination day…
Teacher: What’s this? (Holding the paper she get from her student)
Student: Prayer ko po ma’am.
Teacher: If prayer ito, bakit puro answers ang laman nito?
Student: Naku, sinagot na ang prayer ko…


Mataray sa kalaban?

Miriam: Karamihan sa mga kalaban ko tinatawag akong mataray… Hindi naman, eh. Ang tunay na mataray ay ganito…“Di ko sinabing maganda ako, ang sabi ko lang pangit ka!”


Correct Answer

Boy: I thought your intelligent?
Girl: Yes, I am.
Boy: Bakit di mo ako kayang sagutin?
Girl: Kasi nga matalino ako at alam kong hindi ikaw ang tamang SAGOT!


Facebook Status

Miriam: Sana Facebook status ka nalang para pwede kitang e-“like”


Benta ng Bahay

Miriam: I benta mo na bahay mo kasi dito ka na nakatira sa puso ko.


Lights issue

Miriam: Sana naka-OFF ang ilaw para tayo nalang ang mag-ON.


Male Pick-Ups

Miriam: I never got time to pick-up by any of the males because at that time, I’m pretty convince that all males have a BRAINS of the AMOEBA.


NBSB (No Boyfriend Since Birth)

Miriam: I never had a boyfriend when I was in college (Pause) but I always have a date!


Corruption issue

Miriam: Kung alam ko lang na ganito pala kalakas at kalawak ang pagnanakaw dito sa ating bansa, nag-suicide na ako nong pinanganak ako ng nanay ko.

Want more? Watch this new viral video…

Source: TV Patrol World (Stand-up Comedian Sen. Miriam sa mga kwento ni Marc Logan)





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Comments

  1. Does Miriam Santiago said all of this? Dami na pala naimbentong pic-up lines ni Miriam. Kala ko lagi na syang seryoso eh. Indi naman pala 😀

  2. jrplaza says:

    Yeah, try to watch the first video and you’ll see… Tawa nga ako ng tawa…. XD… musta na pla life ngayon, bro?

  3. Ok naman! Busy pa din sa college pero masaya pa din naman. Once a week nga lang ako makpagupdate ng blog e hahaha

  4. jrplaza says:

    Peropala tayo… busy din ako sa work kaya… once a week lang din ako nag popost.

  5. Gian Faye says:

    Proof that Senator Miriam is viral – I suddenly noticed that my cat looks like her.
    Plus, her pickup lines can’t be unheard. XD

  6. jrplaza says:

    I TOTALLY agree with you, Faye. I have a Tabby cat and he doesn’t look like her…. anyways, thanks for dropping by. It’s good too see readers coming back to read and comment on your blog right?

  7. Gian Faye says:

    Good to hear that, I guess my imagination just gone wild because I’ve been hearing more of Senator Miriam these days. 

  8. Scolex says:

    Sen. Defensor is such an influential person! She is intelligent and has good command of vocabulary, no doubt she was able to construct those viral pick-up lines.

  9. hehehe loka loka tlga si Miriam… ang ganda ng design ng blog mo, astig!

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